Seth Bindernagel

"Everyone in the dining room shouts at each other as if shouting is the normal conversation tone. Not sure why everyone speaks so loudly, but it's effin loud in here. Maybe I'm grumpy or something."

"Chowder it up."

"Big meatball with buratta. New Yorker. You're done."

"Don't be shy. Take the plunge and ask for the table for two that sits in one foot of water in the swimming pool."

"I don't know what this is, but it ain't Japanese."

"Scotch sour has a tropical flavor. They use un-aged whiskey. Cool and knowledgable bar tenders. Just ask them to make you a specialty."