Joey Attardi

"This place is number 1 on Tripadvisor.com and I'm not sure why. Absolutely average Mexican restaurant, and not worth the money."

"I've eaten in 46 states, and this is my favorite place to eat. You can't go wrong with anything you order here!"

"The little stuffed bears they put in your room are NOT free."

"The mayor here is H-O-T."

"If you time it right you WILL see strippers from Al's picking up coffee before their shift."

"It's like bumper cars in this parking lot."