Dominic Paris

"It’s better than the enlisted barracks, but still not as good as home."

"Excellent food."

"It’s certainly something. Some art is so abstract I don’t think it belongs there but don’t go if you’re squeamish."

"No buying booze after 8 PM. What is this a communist state?"

"This island is a hot mess. Lyft was rerouted about four or five times obeying the guards and the traffic laws in order to finally get to our cruise ship. That whole thing needs to be redesigned"

"Very hot waiter."