Nic Brown

"Checking in here on a Saturday night will be the worst decision of your life. Ever. Ever worse than the time you though eating the sushi at a gas station would be ok."

"I don't think I've ever seen a black person here. Ever."

"If I had known that science was this delicious back when I was in high school, I'd have never skipped Ms. Heath's class. I'd probably be richer too. I dare you to eat here and not like it. I DARE YOU."

"I swear to god. You want some good shit? Try doing a line of coke before eating the Gargantua. Then follow it up with a pickle. OMG I WANT A SMOOTHIE."

"The King David hot dog place in concourse B TOTALLY makes it worth flying into this airport. If you don't order one of their dogs you're truly missing out."

"First you think it's nice. But then, you realize the beer taste like pee. And then you find out its over priced. And then you find a heroin needle in the bathroom. Beyond that... This place sucks."