Zach Maier

"To start, get the Great Jones cocktail (maple and walnut flavored) along with a side of fries and malt vinegar mayo. Then, dig into the burger. One of the best pub burgers I've had in NYC."

"If you're not getting a smoothie alongside your harissa falafel sandwich (with everything!), you best re-evaluate your life priorities. The date-lime-banana smoothie is the best."

"Don't get the soft-boiled eggs. They're overcooked and unopened, so you'll be embarking on journey of awkwardness as your party watches you try to break, peel, and unsuccessfully dunk on your own."

"If you don't get dessert, you failed at eating here properly."

"Like spicy drinks? Get the "Will the Thrill," it damn near changed my life. Also... The have a SHUFFLEBOARD table. Gay Castro sports bars ftw!"

"If you're a size queen (when it comes to your Joe), just go for the large black drip. You'll need two hands for that monstrosity. The "large" yuppie espresso drinks are short and stubby in comparison."