Christie Francis

"Bunch of douchebags"

"They have the bathrooms locked and they "can't find the key". Well that sucks since i have to wait an hour for my car to get shampooed . Not to mention trying to find someone who speaks any english."

"Chips were tostitos and when i asked if they had a less hot salsa the waiter suggested adding "water or ketchup" to it."

"Don't get the chips and salsa unless you don't mind Tostinos"

"The gateway to hell is actually located inside of this walmart"

"This pizza is awesome, just soak up the grease with some napkins first."