Mike Horowitz

"As Mayor, I'd like to nominate former mayor Pete to be my Sub Mayor, or Deputy Mayor. He's an asset to the building."

"It's always a bad thing if you're declared criminally insane and committed here."

"Don't use this when it rains."

"Mayor Pete is a scourge."

"With Valentine's day approaching, remember to buy flowers for HPC power couple Pete and Lucy, or as their friends call them: Pucy."

"The trick to Portos is figuring out which line to stand in - almost all registers can ring up any selection..."