Sir Kensington

"Daring foodies will enjoy Sir Kensington's, a ketchup like no other."

"The best soft boiled egg cutters in the city. One word of warning watch the fingers (or don't, take a walk on the wild side).Also, purveyors of Gourmet Scooping Ketchup."

"Whole foods? More like half foods ... and half beverages! Fill your growlers here with great local beers on tap. Also, pick up some Scooping Ketchup. If only they had a gourmet ketchup tap."

"Louis Zabar came to America in the 1920s with a sack full of dreams. He started out running a stall in Brooklyn. Find my ketchup here for the American dream, eat some ketchup for Horatio Alger!"

"Have some Gourmet Scooping Ketchup here. Hopefully it won't be the only tasty little treat you get with your room service ;)"

"Here I encountered an old Fromagier by the name of Rusty. He told me, "I lived in a cave as a gruyere ager in my youth, I've drunk goat cheese from the teet, But I've never had cheese this GOOD!""